Caption challenge

[Mitera Nikkou]

It has been a while since I've done one of these, though this one's a little different. This time I found one that requires a good explanation for the mix of expressions used. There are too many for me to really concentrate on very well, at least at this point and time, but it looks complicated. So, test your ability... If you dare. *_*

[Katty]

"Come on now. Touch it. You know you want to" said the very catty girl.
Jeff knew that it was brother, he knows that he had a random sex change after that one part, and he knows that if any Lecherous acts happen to his brother that he will be a girl as well. He saw it happen already.

All the same, it was just too tempting to touch it.

[Lucky]

That picher... I can put my finger on it but it's incredibly creepy....
O____o

[Ninian]

What pitcher?

This is baseball? O_O

[Rowan]

Don't be malicious; you knew what Lucky meant.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Let's not derail, please. *Baps Akemi*

Any other takers? Whoever succeeds gets... Hmmmm... Some Internets?

[Musashi]

Internets?! COUNT ME IN!!!!111 :D

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"Yeah, baby, bend over~"

"Teehee, you're such a bad boy~! :3"

"Oh yeah, and I'm totally gonna-...HOLY **** WHAT IS THAT?!!"

"I DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT?! I-I've got whiskers, and it feels like... I'm growing a tail?! Then what's that other thing?!"

"It's..." *GASP* "MANJUNK! :O"

And off in the corner there laid an empty can of Musa Co. brand Catboy Cola...
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...What, what else did you expect from me? XD;

[Mitera Nikkou]

Well, at least you got the expressions in sequence, anyway. XD;;

[Dani]

Where do you guys find these pictures?!

[Rowan]

Hahaha! That was good Musa! ^________^

Kinda blows my crossdressing idea out of the water haha.

[Musashi]

Crossdressing idea? THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR CROSSDRESSING!

GO FOR IT ROWAN! O___O *Shakeshakeshakes you*

[Rowan]

Wah! *Is Shaked!*


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Today, the saucy student Roberto decided to follow his best (albeit lecherous) friend Jason to his private highschool. He knew his friend would recognize him though... so he needed a disguise...

After stealing his neighbor's fuku and clothing off of her clothesline he was ready!

Several days of practice later, Roberto could walk, act, and talk convincingly enough like a girl that he wouldn't be immediately found out.

Little did he know how convincing he would be...

Roberto got to his friend's school 30 minutes early and snuck in the building with the throng of waiting students as soon as the doors opened.
Roberto took up a spot near the door where he could spot Jason and followed him through the day, nobody being the wiser.

As school was letting out for the day Jason approached him, "Hey there cutie. I don't think I've seen you around before. Why don't we duck into the nurse's office and play doctor?" Jason was up to his old tricks again. "Sure handsome." Roberto giggled coyly.

A quick run later and Jason was feeling up Roberto in the nurse's office. "WHAT'S THAT!?" Jason's hand recoiled as his eyes bugged out. Roberto almost died laughing and faced Jason with his trademark catty grin.

Dropping the facade Roberto spoke quickly before Jason clocked him. "I always said that I wanted to see your school. I just didn't know you were taking Sex Ed stud."

Walking out, waggling his behind as he exited the room, Roberto left Jason sputtering.

[Musashi]

Good job, Rowan~! *HUGS and stuffs Rowan with delicious cake!*

[Rowan]

*Is Hugged and Stuffed with cake*

*Swallows*

Thanks Musa, I didn't think it was very good though.

[Lucky]

I'm not a big fan of FtM and CD captions. But Rowan and Musa's are just too awsome.
D=