Magical Sailor Fuku

Ugh, this game is a royal pain! Why are the convicts trying to murder me when ZOMBIES are clearly doing the job FOR them? >__<; *gnargrrlge*

Well, look at it this way: You get to murder the zombies right back, and with anything that's not nailed down. That's something.

*Easy way to kill anyone:* Hit them with a trout, it's a one hit kills all. That should end your convict problem in a jiffy.

Yeah, but it's freakin' embarrasing when I'm mauling down zombies with a lawnmower and some retards in orange jumpsuits roll by in a gun-jeep and rape me with bullets. And where'd they get that army jeep, ANYHOW?! >__<; *fume*

I'm guessing the internet, but in all seriousness the orange jumpsuit guys are annoying.