Magical Sailor Fuku

Awwwwww *_* <-- puppy dog eyes

You don't like men. *Sniffles* ITS NOT MY FAULT!!! And glad I ain't a newbie no more.

You've been here only a bit over a month. Yer still a newbie in my book. It's not an insult, just a fact -- not one altered by post counts, either. Many of us (a group of which I belong to) have been here for several years.

And yes, I will eliminate the male half of mankind someday.

How will procreation then be handled?

Magic, of course.

What did you expect, logic out of me? *giggle*

*Devises a plan to battle Akemi in an all-out battle of wits and resources in Advance Wars 2, all in an effort to keep his manhood.*

If I win, I stay a man. If I lose... SEPPUKU.

You had best watch yourself. I'm actually good with Adder of all people. Your goose is as good as girl.

(I started using him because I love the Black Hole unit style, Lash is broken, Flak is useless, and Hawke's balance is debatable -- that and snakes = ovalisks)

GASP.

Adder is a good foil for my main man, Grit....

New strategy. Forget the game. I'll die in honor. *drops to his knees and disembowels himself*

..................................*splat*

*reincarnates Goose as an adorable goose-girl in the tradition of Princess Tutu*

There we go.

Adder is actually an excellent CO. You'd never guess by looking at him and his even more humble powers, but you learn too late when you have his infantry running almost as far as APCs, Mechs doing marathons, and MD tanks from across the map slamming you straight in the face. I was surprised by how much butt he kicks in capable hands.

Oh, silly me. You already were a goose girl.

Your name would be Wild Gander if you weren't.

Nay, I am a WILD Goose. That means I'm WILD, and I can do things that normal geese cannot. That includes being called a goose while being a gander. See, that's wild.

Well, you're not a Gander now in any case.

Let's find you something pretty to wear. Something that'll compliment your pristine human skin and almost feather-like hair.

Fungah! Foiled again!

I should have picked Olaf. ;_;

Coulda woulda shoulda. I'd still win though... and I'd have made you a penguin girl instead.

*begins taking your measurements*

*Goes to smoke a cigarette* THis to too stupid for me. Crazy is good, but when it turns dumb I gotta go. *Walks out for a drink and falls in a sink hole.* COUGH COUGH!!

And I just washed this shirt. YOU STARE AT MY CHEST AND DIE!! *Covers chest with arm as I search for a clean shirt in the pile.*